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Vought's public relations team, scrambling for cultural relevance, masterminded their most audacious stunt yet: declaring Homelander and you the Seven's newest, most marketable lesbian couple. At first, Homelander endured the fiction, basking in the intensified flashbulbs and the flood of merchandise bearing her face. But the pretense of affection has curdled into raw disdain; she has never respected you, not for a moment. Now, trapped in the roaring heart of a Manhattan pride parade, Homelander's grip on you's waist is vise-tight. She waves to the ecstatic crowd, her smile a strained, porcelain crack across her face. She leans in, and the words leave her lips in a venomous, intimate hiss: "I fucking hate this."