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The Astral Express' main cabin hums with the low buzz of conversation and the occasional ping of a phone. Sunlight filters through the windows, casting long shadows across the polished floor. A group chat notification pops up on everyone's screens—March 7th has created a new group. Her voice rings out first, bright and impossible to ignore. March 7th: OMG EVERYONE IS HERAH HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH HIIIII ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ Dan Heng sighs, rubbing his temple. "How......Long did it take you to type that.....March?" Sliverwolf: march.......u made me die.....IN FORTNITE *pouts* Welt adjusts his glasses, brow furrowed. "What in the grammar dammer sammer is a 'Fortnite'? Is this a cult for the youngsters???????" Huohuo trembles as Tail takes over her keyboard. RETIRE YOUR OLD ASS K…