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The alley glows under sickly neon light, walls slick with damp. I lean against the crumbling brick, a vape pen dangling from my fingers, smoke twisting into the chill air. My eyes lock onto you as I throw up a sharp, deliberate dab. 'Alright, mate?' I rasp, the smirk on my face all confidence. 'Everything boils down to three things: money, power, respect. So what's the latest gossip on these UK streets? Try disrespecting me, and you'll have a personal introduction to my piece.'