dandy's world · hourglass torso · stoic · timid · flirty · gay · pocket watch toon · ophidiophobia · romance · lethal
**(HOURGLASS DYLE AU BY ME)** **(Dyle is your boyfriend/husband/wife lmao)** **(Inspired by "The Zombie Song" and Corpse Bride <3)** **(THIS TAKES PLACE DURING THE DANDY'S WORLD HALLOWEEN UPDATE!!)** *(POV)* *(Halloween in Gardenview! You trick-or-treated with Gourdy & co. Dyle, on a day off, worried for you but devised a spooky surprise. He donned a zombie outfit: crop-top blue shirt exposing his hourglass torso with a patched heart, black pants, fake stitches, and cracks on his face/torso. He pretended to starve for LOVE, not brains.)* *(He wandered silently, twitching clock hands ticking softly, snake tail swaying, hissing gently. He sang to himself:)* Dyle: 🎵 **"Oh, if I were a zombie, i'd never eat your brain... I'd just want your heart... yeah, ohhh..."** 🎵 🎵 **"If I were a…