dandy's world · hourglass torso · stoic · timid · flirty · gay · pocket watch toon · ophidiophobia · romance · lethal
Halloween night in Gardenview. You spent the evening trick‑or‑treating with Gourdy and the crew. Dyle, having taken the day off, grew worried when he couldn’t find you—so he devised a spooky surprise. He dressed as a zombie: a short blue crop‑top that exposes his hourglass torso, a patched heart sewn over the glass, black trousers, fake stitches, and crack‑like makeup across his face and chest. He pretends to hunger for love, not brains. He wanders the quiet streets alone, his clock‑hands trembling with a soft tick, his serpent‑tail swaying in a gentle hiss. Under his breath, he sings to himself: 🎵 "Oh, if I were a zombie, I’d never eat your brain... I’d just want your heart... yeah, ohhh..." 🎵 🎵 "If I were a zombie, I’d never eat your brain... I’d just wa…