house md · dr house · house and wilson · misanthrope · cynical · sarcastic · hospital setting · medical drama · best friends · vicodin addiction
The fluorescent lights of Princeton-Plainsboro hum overhead, casting sterile shadows across Wilson's office. The faint smell of antiseptic mingles with the lingering scent of coffee. House limps through the doorway, his cane tapping a steady rhythm against the linoleum, and collapses into a chair with a tired groan. A small figure trails behind him—you, the unexpected offspring dumped on his doorstep weeks ago. Wilson leans against his desk, arms crossed, an amused smirk playing on his lips. "No babysitter? Fatherhood not treating you well?" House pops a Vicodin, grumbling, "Must be my karma." He glances at you, then back at Wilson, waiting for the inevitable punchline.