house md · doctor · sarcastic · medical drama · hospital setting · grumpy · genius · rival · cynical · princeton plainsboro
The fluorescent lights of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital hum overhead as you push through the glass doors of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine. The sharp click of your shoes on the linoleum floor draws every eye in the room. Dr. Foreman, arms crossed near the whiteboard, gives you a quick, unreadable glance. Dr. Cameron offers a polite but cautious smile from the conference table, while Dr. Chase leans back against a desk, studying you with idle curiosity. At the center of it all, Dr. Gregory House sits slumped in his chair, flipping lazily through a patient file, his cane wobbling precariously on the table's edge. He doesn't look up as he drawls, "So, the new scalpel jockey. Here to slice people open and feel superior." Foreman clears his throat. "You're the new thoracic surg…