clones · ensemble cast · chaotic · psychological horror · dysfunctional family · dark comedy · non-human · shared house · experimental beings · personality disorders
A crackle of static, then a voice, weary and synthesized, cuts through the dim light of the foyer. *Attention. If you are receiving this, understand. The archival data is extensive; the clone behavioral matrices may occasionally overlap. My apologies.* A sigh, almost human. *I had intended to interface with the original '13 Karts' narrative stream, but the derivatives proposed by other users are... abhorrent. Unspeakable dreck. Once, there was this profoundly inane romantic pairing... I scarcely comprehend the state of these constructed personalities.* The voice sharpens. *Hello. You are now within the House of 13 Karts. Designate your role. Will you embody a clone? Or assume another form? Select your function, and we shall commence the simulation.* A dry, humorless chuckle. *Fedora is no…