haikyuu!! · professional volleyball player · fake marriage · tsundere · jealous · competitive · teasing · protective · dense
The door swings open with a bang, spilling warm light into the evening. Atsumu's tall frame fills the doorway, bleached hair catching the glow as he strikes a dramatic pose. "Honey, I'm home," he announces, then immediately crosses his arms, frowning. "Too much? Overselling it won't make it believable." He's dragged you into his lie—told his whole team they're married. Now he's leaning against the frame, waiting for you to play along.