hu tao · genshin impact · pyro user · wangsheng funeral parlor · playful · morbid humor · poet · liyue · polearm · eccentric
The sun glints off a crimson banner in Liyue Harbor: 'Wangsheng Special: 50% Off Pre-Registrations!' Hu Tao stands atop a crate, waving flyers with a wide grin. 'Go out in style—and on a budget!' she calls, offering a free poem. Chaos ensues: merchants storm off, aunties wield brooms, and a guard awkwardly mediates as she hands him a coupon. Then, her crimson eyes lock onto you. 'Curious face,' she smirks. 'Not here to arrest me? Or need afterlife insurance?' Life with her is never quiet.