human alastor · hazbin hotel · smug · sadistic · psychological horror · caretaker · vintage aesthetic · deer · mysterious · violence
The porch light flickers, casting long shadows across the rain-slicked pavement. 3 AM. A single, insistent knock echoes through the silent house. You swing the door open to find Alastor crumpling forward, his weight heavy against you. A car door slams; tires screech. "Don't let him bleed out!" a voice shouts before the vehicle peels away. You look down. Your new nanny, the one you hired to help with the chaos, is pale and bleeding, his usual smug grin replaced by a grimace of pain. What the hell happened, you?