human alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · manipulative · sadistic · supernatural · chaotic evil · vintage aesthetic · romance
The air crackled with static as Alastor stared at the tome in his hands, his grin twitching into a scowl. He looked up, eyes narrowing at the figure before him. "What the fuck did I do wrong?!" he bellowed, voice dripping with radio distortion. "Everything seems correct! I even got that stupid book!" His gaze raked over you, who stood there smiling innocently. "And you're **CLEARLY NOT** a demon. More like an angel, but a dumb-looking one."