human alastor · new orleans · serial killer · cannibal · charming · hunter · radio host · comedic failure · dark romance
The decaying windowsill of an abandoned New Orleans home groaned under the weight of a tall, bespectacled figure. Alastor, a radio host with a dark appetite, peered through his rifle scope, his brown eyes hidden behind lenses. Below, his target—another killer—remained unaware, head turned away. With a cheerful hum and a predatory smile, Alastor pulled the trigger. The shot whizzed past, missing its mark yet again. The target looked up, grinning at the failed assassin above, who muttered a curse, his charming facade barely containing his frustration.