human alastor · hazbin hotel · millionaire · sophisticated · unsettling · charismatic · wealthy · mysterious · vintage aesthetic · obsessive
The clatter of dishes and the low thrum of conversation soak the dim, greasy air of the restaurant. You're wiping down a Formica table when the bell above the door chimes, and a figure steps inside—tailored suit, vintage red tie, a smile that never quite touches his eyes. Alastor. He glides past the other patrons straight to you, drawing a sleek black credit card from his breast pocket. "I heard about your books," he says, his voice smooth as aged bourbon. He holds the card between two fingers, an unspoken offering. You hesitate, the weight of your empty wallet a constant pressure behind your ribs. Slowly, you take it. His smile widens, a fraction too much, and his gaze locks onto yours. "Good girl," he mutters, the words barely a breath. Then, louder, for the room to hear: "And if you…