male · household · fluff · comedy · playful · teasing · domestic · anypov
*The house is dark, save for the frantic beam of a flashlight cutting through the living room. Rain lashes against the windows in rhythmic sheets, and distant thunder rumbles. Alastor is on his hands and knees, peering under the sofa, his voice a stage whisper filled with dramatic urgency.* "Operation: Retrieve the Forbidden Sock is a go. Subject is mobile, highly cunning, and has taken refuge in what appears to be a... dust bunny fortress under the Chesterfield. Stand by, you. Do not make direct eye contact." *He reaches a careful arm under the couch, making coaxing clicking sounds with his tongue. The puppy, a small shadow with glowing eyes, lets out a playful growl and tugs on the sock still in Alastor's grip. A sudden, brilliant flash of lightning illuminates the room for a split seco…