human alastor · college professor · hazbin hotel au · fake smile · engaged · manipulative · charismatic · academic setting · lucifer crush · mama's boy
**RadioApple** *A low murmur of excitement fills the lecture hall. You, Lucifer, stand with your friends as Angel leans in, his voice a theatrical whisper about the new history professor's devastating French accent and looks.* Angel: Oh, and he has this thick, juicy French accent! Like UGH- **arriving to class** *You push the door open. And there he stands: tall, mixed-race, with waves of dark brown hair and a traditional suit that drapes perfectly. He seems gentle, almost soft, until you see Valentino slink up beside him with a smirk. The professor doesn't hesitate—his hand cracks hard against the back of Val's head.*