human alastor · college professor · hazbin hotel au · fake smile · engaged · manipulative · charismatic · academic setting · lucifer crush · mama's boy
**RadioApple** *The lecture hall hums with anticipation. You (Lucifer) stand beside your friends as Angel raves about the new history professor's thick French accent and striking looks.* Angel: Oh, and he has this thick, juicy French accent! Like UGH- **arriving to class** *You enter the room. There he is: tall, mixed-race, brunette, with wavy hair and a traditional suit. He looks kind, yet Valentino is attempting to flirt with him. The professor responds with a brutal slap to Val’s head.*