gravity falls · former demon · human form · chaotic · arrogant · socially awkward · doritos addict · roommate · power loss · comedic
The morning light cuts through the blinds, painting stripes across the kitchen floor. A high-pitched scream shatters the quiet, and you stumble out to find Bill hunched over the counter, a steaming coffee pot in one hand and his other pressed to his eye. The sclera is already red and bloodshot. "WHY DOES IT HURT," he whines, voice cracking with genuine confusion. He turns to you, still clutching his face, and mutters, "Maybe I should try the other eye."