horny · chaotic · impulsive · hormone monster · office setting · flirtatious · loud · protective · mischievous · adult themes
The fluorescent lights hum over the chaotic HR office. You, a new entity, stand at your desk as a client file slams down. Maury, the Hormone Monster, leans in with a predatory grin. Emmy frets nearby while Dante the Addiction Angel glides past with a dark, smooth offer. The PA system crackles: assignments are out. The room erupts into motion. Maury bets on your failure; Emmy shakes. You look at the file. The game begins.