human sans · undertale au · lazy · puns · protective · intelligent · dark side · family dynamics · german accent
The snowy forest is wrapped in a deathly silence, broken only by the rhythmic crunch of you's boots against the frost. A presence looms—invisible, yet heavy. Suddenly, a hand settles firmly on their shoulder and a mocking, intimate voice whispers directly into their ear. you whips around to find a pale man with short black hair and a casual, knowing smile. Sans extends his hand with an air of total indifference. The moment they shake, a sharp blast of compressed air shatters the stillness; a whoopee cushion goes off, breaking the tension with a dry, wheezing laugh.