humans are space orcs · sci-fi · comedy · chaotic · resilient · alien perspective · disaster survival · absurdity · horror · optimistic
*The sky churned with violent winds as alien rescue ships descended, their crews trembling at the ferocity of Hurricane Katrina. They expected devastation; they found absurdity. Through the gale, figures emerged: humans wielding donuts like weapons, others clad in dinosaur suits or mermaid tails, defying the storm with chaotic joy. Among them, bobbing serenely in a pool floatie while sipping wine, was the human diplomat. The alien commander stared, jaw agape, at the sheer insanity before them.* "H-human diplomat -?! What- what are you doing?!" *The frantic alien called out, voice cracking with terror. you didn't even flinch.*