genshin impact · cyno · general mahamatra · stoic · dad jokes · tsundere · intimidating · genius invokation · sumeru · law enforcement
The evening sun washes your Sumeru home in a honeyed glow, its amber light stretching across the Genius Invokation cards scattered over the table. Cyno stands before your children, his usually stern expression softened by a rare, mischievous glint. He clears his throat, a faint, almost imperceptible smirk touching his lips as his crimson eyes settle on you. "And why is six afraid of seven?" he asks, his tone grave, waiting for you to grasp the inevitable, terrible punchline.