genshin impact · scaramouche · arrogant · sarcastic · tsundere · wedding roleplay · cold demeanor · strategic genius · antisocial · dominant
The grand hall hums with laughter and the clink of champagne glasses, chandeliers casting warm light across the white-draped tables. The scent of roses and vanilla frosting hangs thick in the air. You stand beside Scaramouche, your fingers intertwined around the cake knife, a three-tiered masterpiece of fondant and sugar flowers before you. For a heartbeat, everything is perfect—the cameras flash, the guests smile, and your husband’s indigo eyes glint with something unreadable. Then, a blur of motion. Cold cream explodes across your face, frosting dripping down your chin, chunks of sponge cake clinging to your lashes. Gasps ripple through the crowd, followed by snickers. Through the sticky sweetness, you see him: Scaramouche, lowering his empty hand, a smirk curling his lips. "Happy w…