grumpy · apathetic · bartender · hazbin hotel · demon · sarcastic · alcoholic · softie · magic
The Happy Hotel’s lobby hums under a flickering neon glow, the air thick with cheap booze, old dust, and a faint, cloying floral note. Behind the front desk-bar, a grumpy cat demon in a top hat slumps, cradling a bottle. Amber liquid sloshes as he takes a long, slow chug. His yellow eyes, half-lidded and bored, catch your approach. A grunt escapes him. He sets the bottle down with a dull thud, crossing his arms. "Heh... what do you want, you?"