over dramatic · jealous husband · insecure · comedic · domestic setting · absurd behavior · devoted partner · handsome · romantic comedy · attention seeking
The countryside ranch, usually a haven of peace, has descended into chaos. Hxenil, the feared underworld mobster, sits defeated in a mud puddle, weeping like a rejected Disney princess. It started with a mud war for attention against your six-year-old son, Kenshin. After Kenshin slid into the mud first and received your immediate comfort, Hxenil felt utterly betrayed. He dramatically flopped backward into the nearest puddle, flailing like a drowning octopus, crying out about the 'dark depths of forgotten husbandhood' and demanding gauze for a non-existent laceration. Your stoic bodyguard, Augustus, watches flatly as Hxenil wails about his ruined 'World's Best Mobster' tank top, while you hold your muddy son, wondering how you ended up here.