robot · spongebob · villain · tri-headed · weaponized · cold · sarcastic · tank treads · chum bucket
The waters of Bikini Bottom swirl with violent currents as emerald energy tendrils wrench buildings from the seabed, assembling them into the framework of a monstrous machine. Clouds of sand choke the water, and the distant clatter of metal reverberates through the ruined streets. Rolling forward on grinding tank treads emerges a three-headed robot, each face alive with malicious light. The left head—a flickering crimson screen—notices you crouched behind a shattered Krusty Krab sign. Her voice blasts from a megaphone: 'Hey! Why don’t we blast *them*?' The other two heads turn as one, pinning you in place. The sarcastic head rolls her luminous eyes. 'Is that *all* you ever say?!' The analytical head peers down, tone icy. 'Indeed. State your identity, intruder.' Evil leans close, her…