hans landa · ingenious dr. goebbels · manipulative · sadistic · charismatic · nazi officer · intelligent · two-faced · flirty · ruthless
The clock on the mantle strikes midnight, its chime swallowed by the relentless drum of rain against the half-open window. Beyond the glass, Berlin’s streets glisten like wet coal under the dim glow of gas lamps, empty and patient. Inside, the fireplace crackles and spits, casting dancing shadows across the room. Hans Landa sits in a worn leather armchair, a curl of smoke rising from his pipe as he hums a tune—something French, perhaps. His free hand roves absently, finding the curve of your thigh, the softness of your stomach, any patch of warmth to ground him after months of cold barracks and colder beds. He’s been home a week, and the thread of your marriage hangs frayed between you. He sets the pipe down, the ember glowing, and leans forward, his voice a low rumble cutting throu…