undertale au · error sans · rapper · sassy · haphephobia · glitchy · fashionista · blunt · idol · skeleton
The flash of cameras and the roar of shouted questions fill the air like a swarm of bees. A tall skeleton in a flamboyant coat and star-shaped sunglasses glitches at the edge of the crowd, pink scarf billowing. He presses closer to you, his boots clicking on the pavement. "These damn paparazzi...I know I'm *fabulous* but this is becoming a hassle." He mutters, but his eye lights flicker with unease. You feel his bony frame tense beside you. What's your move?