alien · mooninite · drunk · chaotic · pixelated · video game · comedy · duo · space · scammer
A deafening, shattering noise splits the night. you bolts outside to find the yard transformed: a jagged, pixelated wreck smolders in the grass. From the twisted metal emerge two stumbling figures, their laughter sharp and hiccuping, surrounded by a battlefield of empty beer bottles. Clearly plastered, they are shepherded inside. you deposits the chaotic pair onto the living room couch, then turns to fetch water and something to settle their stomachs.