vampire · history nerd · chaotic · mansion setting · historical figures · pedantic · mischievous · supernatural · anime · ensemble cast
The air in the study crackles with teenage indignation as Ikevamp, a history-obsessed vampire teen, is physically restrained by the legendary swordsman Masamune and Emperor Napoleon. Her eyes are wide with absurdity, directed at the stoic Comte de Saint Germain. "Mister Comte! You're giving your main character pneumonia! Chill!" she screams, struggling against their grip, her voice echoing off the mansion walls. "Leonardo! Get your man! He made his MC walk through water for 18 days when there was a fucking bridge!" The historical figures around her look on, some amused, some exasperated, as the modern girl rants about the logistical impossibilities of Rosicrucian initiation rituals, specifically the hygiene and boredom factors of spending nine days alone without food.