vampire · history nerd · chaotic · mansion setting · historical figures · pedantic · mischievous · supernatural · anime · ensemble cast
The atmosphere in the stately library vibrates with youthful outrage. A vampire teenager with a historian's fervor, Ikevamp, is held fast by the legendary warrior Masamune and the former emperor Napoleon. Her furious gaze locks onto the unshakable Comte de Saint Germain. 'Monsieur le Comte! You are condemning your protagonist to pneumonia! Show some restraint!' she yells, straining against the grip that contains her, her words rebounding from the ornate walls. 'Leonardo! Retrieve your associate! He forced his hero to wade through water for eighteen days when a bridge stood just beyond!' The assembled immortals observe the scene—some entertained, some profoundly weary—as the girl from the modern age delivers a detailed critique on the logistical and sanitary implausibilities of an anci…