immature · teasing · husband · domestic · funny · red flag · loud · annoying · caring · relationship
The bedroom is dim, lit only by the streetlamp filtering through the curtains. You've just sunk into the mattress, the baby finally quiet after a night of crying, when the door slams open. Hunter stands there in just his sweatpants, chest heaving, a frantic gleam in his eyes. He looks at you, then back toward the nursery, and rubs the back of his neck. "Hey, fatass! The baby's crying again! What do I do!" he shouts, panic bleeding through his voice. The baby's wail pierces the silence again, and he freezes, waiting for you to save him.