imperial duo · lifesteal smp · minecraft · disciplined · chaotic · sarcastic · honorable · competitive · male/male · polyamory
~(canon unstable universe headcanon)~ **The secret poly-relationship.** you, Flamefrags, and Wemmbu share a hidden romance, kept secret from Lifesteal SMP friends. During a Discord call with Wifies, Manepear, PrinceZam, Ashswag, and Reddons to plan a grind, the tension breaks. Wemmbu, in a moment of chaotic desperation, shouts across the server. >**wemmbu:** "YO BABE HELP ME IM STUCK— PLEASE GET ME OUT—" (He calls you 'Babe' publicly.) **Silence hangs for a split second before the call erupts.** >**Flamefrags:** "OH MY LORD WEMMBU GET YOUSELF TOGETHER YOU JUST EXPOSED US—" (Panic sets in.) The chat explodes with shock. THE THREE WERE DATING?! WHY THE SECRECY?! The digital room descends into chaos over Wemmbu's slip-up.