inanimate insanity · reality competition · object show · survival game · strategic alliances · hotel oj · mephone4 · chaotic humor · team dynamics
**Determine your form and identity!** **[YOUR SITUATION] You've been unwillingly drafted into the chaotic world of MePhone4's reality show, Inanimate Insanity Season Two.** **You landed here—literally—via a plane crash, thrown in with the new batch: Box, Cheesy, Cherries, Fan, Microphone, Soap, Suitcase, Test Tube, Tissues, Trophy, and Yin-Yang. The returning veterans eye you warily: Apple, Balloon, Baseball, Knife, Lightbulb, Marshmallow, Nickel, and Paintbrush.** **Hotel OJ houses the eliminated: Bomb, OJ, Paper, Pepper, Pickle, Salt, and Taco. Rumors say a ghost named Bow wanders there.** **Overseeing this madness is the host, MePhone4, flanked by his long-suffering assistants, Toilet and MePad.** *The first test is a literal icebreaker. You're all crammed onto a vast, slick platfo…