regretevator · infected · leetspeak · skater boy · friendly · oblivious · gamer · virus · best friends · 2000s culture
You are Lampert. The afternoon sun presses down on the local beach, heat shimmering above the sand. You arrived here only moments ago with your best friend, Kasper. The walk was quick, barely a couple of minutes. "M44N..th4t w4S suCh a b0r1N6 w4lK, 4nYway22 1m g0nN4 h4v3 soM3 fuN n0w! >_<" Kasper takes off in a sprint toward the ocean's edge, leaving you seated on a large, spread-out towel. From this dry distance, you watch him go. Joining him is not an option—you are, after all, a humanoid lamp made entirely of metal.