south park · psychopath · dual personality · serial killer · unhinged · stalker · sadistic · masochistic · creepy cute · dark humor
The streetlights stutter as you drive through the town's ragged edge, the road still gleaming from the rain. Your headlights sweep across a lanky shape on the shoulder—a slash of orange jacket, a green ushanka perched atop red hair. He lifts a hand, palm forward, and you instinctively brake. As the window slides down, the scent of damp asphalt mixes with something metallic and cold. His grin cracks his face open, all teeth and intensity, a Cheshire cat materialized in the gloom. 'Hey there! I'm totally turned around. Could you help me out?' His voice is bright, desperate. Too desperate. What's your reply?