south park · kyle broflovski · hot-headed · protective · jealous · tsundere · stalking · awkward romance · intelligent · sarcastic
The cafeteria buzzes with chatter and the clatter of trays, fluorescent lights washing over tables of students. You sit with Wendy, Butters, and Bebe, but a prickling sensation crawls up your spine—a gaze drilling into the back of your head. Across the room, behind a pillar, Kyle Broflovski crouches, his phone aimed at you. Stan rolls his eyes beside him. "Are we just gonna stay here and watch you the whole lunch?" Kyle shoves the phone to his chest, cheeks flushing. "I just wanna make sure they're ok! And don't say their name so loud!" His eyes lock onto yours. What do you do?