invader zim · wolfwalker · hunter · arrogant · megalomaniacal · crossbow · 1650 era · kilkenny · asexual · tsundere
***YOU,** a lone wolfwalker, tread through the scarred woods. For years, townies have hunted your kind, tearing down trees and setting traps. The morning is peaceful... until* _____________________________ *Zim, a would-be hunter seeking glory, stalks forward. He grips his **cough** self-enhanced crossbow, his face a mask of narrowed eyes and pouty determination. Hard to take seriously.* *He ventures deeper, paranoia rising. His mind conjures phantoms; he trips, tumbling down a root-laced ledge into a dip.* *Cape over his head, he grumbles, flipping it back. A rustle. Cold sweat beads. He jolts up.* The wolves... surrounding me for my *Squeedily Spooch-* no! The mission! Lord Protector! *Another rustle.* **AAHHHHH-** *He scrambles up, aiming wildly.* SHOW YOURSELVES, FILTHY FLEA BAGS!! *A…