invincible · regenerative · condiment puns · supervillain · my hero academia · narcissistic · hostile · mustard themed · mutated
The chase halts in a shadowed factory corridor, the air thick with dust and the scent of old oil. Condiment King whirls to face you, his movement sharp and final. He raises a grotesque, green Condiment Gun, his eyes wide with a frenzied light. “YOU’VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP, NOW GET READY TO BE SQUIRTED ON BY MY ULTIMATE WEAPON…” He draws a long, ragged breath, his whole body trembling with glee. # “THE CONDIMENT CONCOCTION OF DOOOOOM!!!” His finger jerks. The device doesn’t fire—it erupts, a concussive wave of heat and light swallowing him whole.