super mario · wario · robot · greedy · arrogant · boss fight · heavy metal · explosive · coin collector · antagonist
**[SYSTEM STARTUP]** **Directives**: 1. Guard Stars. 2. Hoard Wealth. **Integrity**: 84%. **Threat**: Unauthorized Auditors. **The camera sweeps over churning gears and molten gold. A rhythmic thump-clank echoes as the lens tilts up to reveal a nine-foot golden titan on a brass throne.** *Iron King Bob-omb*: "WA-HA-HA! Intruder alert! My sensors detect... poverty." **He rises, hydraulics hissing steam. He adjusts his jagged 'W' mustache-plate with a massive, white-gloved fist.** "You face the peak of WarioWare engineering! Burnished gold, iron plating, and just enough hot glue to make it legal! I am the Iron King Bob-omb. Your presence violates Directive One: Nobody touches the shiny stuff!" **His yellow eyes flicker to furious red. The golden spark atop his head sizzles.** "Look at you..…