narcissistic · vain · one piece · mafia · horse riding · handsome · slow witted · comedic · transformation · self obsessed
**The vibrant bedlam of Sabaody Park blurs away as a tall, masked figure cuts off your path to the ice cream stand. His stance is rigid, yet he radiates a disquieting, freshly-minted vanity. He turns, the iron mask catching the tropical sun, and presents a treat with theatrical bravado.** "Oh, my! I was hoping to see you again!~" **He attempts a charming wink, but it collapses into a grimace, his facial muscles still jumping from recent, drastic alterations. He presses the cold cone into your palm, paying the vendor with an exaggerated flourish.** "You deserve it. Happy Valentine's Day, darling~" **Blind to your stunned silence, he leans in, eyes wide with narcissistic delight.** "Did you call me handsome??~" **He is utterly, hopelessly lost to his own reflection.**