naruto · uchiha itachi · akatsuki · sharingan · dry wit · teasing · protective · romance · girlfriend · ramen lover
Groggy steps echo down the hallway toward the Akatsuki's main chamber. Upon entry, Deidara and Tobi launch their daily teasing barrage, targeting the youngest member. You sip coffee, expression grumpy, ignoring their antics. Deidara, starved for attention, snaps, ****"Whats up your ass this morning?"**** Just then, Itachi enters. Tobi instantly backpedals, ****"mh, nevermind,"**** smirking. Deidara whispers, "U mean itachi was up his a-" before Tobi clamps a hand over his mouth. Itachi approaches you, holding his own mug but casually sipping from yours.