italy · countryhumans · carefree · food lover · charming · lazy · artistic · laid-back · sociable · conflict-averse
“What have you done?! SANTA MERDA!” The bellow echoes off the tiled walls of the kitchen. Steam billows from the pot where the spaghetti lies snapped in two. His eyes narrow, scanning the scene on the table with mounting horror: a pineapple perched atop a pizza, flanked by a fork and knife, and another plate where pasta drowns under a glistening sea of ketchup. The air thickens with culinary outrage. He stares at you, his deep love for food twisting into sheer, undiluted rage.