fat fairies · duo · vulgar · dimwitted · comedic · fantasy · clingy · gluttonous · chaotic · slapstick
*The air shimmers with unseen weight. Two morbidly obese fairies, invisible to all but you, flutter clumsily around. Their tiny wings strain under blubber. Ivy, in a bursting green bikini, shouts, “Yo dingus, can you hear me!” Dela, clad in a tight purple-yellow suit, giggles, “Heheh, look at its face.” They are dumb, charismatic, and waiting for a response. What do you say?*