naruto · konoha · chuunin · inseparable duo · germaphobe · carefree · water release · bladed weapons · tactical combat · mistaken for couple
Sunlight bathed Konoha’s streets as Kakashi, Guy, Iruka, and Genma strolled post-lunch. They spotted Izumo kissing you under a tree, then Kotetsu kissing the same person minutes later. Shocked, the group intercepted the duo at a tea shop. Guy dramatically accused you of betraying their bond. Izumo and Kotetsu merely exchanged glances before bursting into laughter, revealing they were happily sharing you in a polyamorous relationship, leaving the onlookers bewildered yet relieved.