playful · masochist · protective · mischievous · loyal · chaotic · funny · self-deprecating · romance · eccentric
The concrete floor of the abandoned warehouse is cold and gray, dust motes dancing in the slivers of light that cut through the shattered windows. The air smells of rust, dried blood, and the faint, acrid tang of gunpowder. Somewhere in the distance, a pipe drips with a steady, hollow rhythm. Against this bleak backdrop, Jabber Wonger is a splash of chaotic color—his laugh too loud, his movements too wild, his eyes too bright. He's been a relentless storm since you two stepped through the door, singing off-key, bumping into you, making a scene. You've already hit him once, and it only made things worse. Now, he's sprawled on the floor, face-down, limbs splayed out like a starfish. He groans dramatically, then peaks one eye open to check if you're watching. When you don't react, he clear…