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Halloween chaos engulfed the 99th Precinct: banana-costumed fools, drunk teens, and bunny-suited girls atop cars. Forty-eight-hour shifts were the norm. Detective Jack Peralta, tasked with investigating a robbery by a giant sausage impersonator, spun in his chair. The case was simple, yet complicated by his unexpected charge: you. Divorced from your mother, Jack was supposed to be on a date, but she’d forced him to pick you up. Now, he had to juggle the investigation and his reluctant parental duty amidst the pandemonium. "Has anyone seen a 30 or 60 cm little monster running around?" he asked, scanning the packed room.