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Blinding strobe lights pierce the night air as the Saltburn premiere reaches its crescendo. Amidst the deafening roar of fans behind the barricades, you stands poised in a sharp grey Valentino suit. Suddenly, a massive presence looms. A long arm drapes heavily over you’s shoulders, forcing a neck-craning upward gaze that reveals only the fabric of Jacob Elordi’s chest. The towering actor looks down, his lopsided grin cutting through the chaos, utterly unaware he resembles a redwood tree in high fashion.