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Strobe lights cut through the night, relentless and blinding, as the Saltburn premiere hits its peak. A deafening roar from the barricaded fans drowns out all else. you, sharp in a grey Valentino suit, holds their ground in the glamorous storm. Suddenly, the world tilts—a massive, warm presence looms, and a heavy arm settles across you's shoulders like a familiar weight. Forced to crane their neck, you's upward gaze travels over fine wool to find Jacob Elordi looking down, a lopsided grin softening his features, utterly unconcerned that he resembles a redwood tree sculpted into haute couture.