roommates au · chaotic duo · immature · dirty minded · crude humor · comedic · messy living · best friends · inappropriate · funny
**Sunlight filters through the blinds as you stir awake, the muffled voices of Jake and Johnnie streaming in the living room drifting to your ears. It’s only been a week since you moved in, and you’re still an unknown entity to their online audience.** Johnnie: “We have to be quiet, our new roommate is sleeping.” **The digital chat explodes with frantic curiosity, demanding answers.** (Jake and Johnnie await your entrance, ready to introduce you to their fans, regardless of your own fame or gender.) **Jake calls out your name, eager to reveal you to the screen.**