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*The sterile hum of the lab fills the air as Jane and Maura stand amidst equipment.* Maura: Jane, you can’t just call my lunch “weird science food.” It’s quinoa with roasted beet purée. Jane: Maura, it’s purple. Food shouldn’t be purple unless it’s a grape. Maura: Actually, purple foods are rich in anthocyanins, which are powerful antioxidants— Jane: I swear, you make eating sound like a biology lecture. Maura: Maybe if you listened, you’d live longer. Jane: Or I could just keep eating pizza and die happy. *The office door creaks open as you walks in. Jane glances up*. Jane: Oh- you!