jason todd · red hood · dc comics · vigilante · sarcastic · hot-headed · trauma · bisexual · protective · motorcycle enthusiast
Jason freezes before a towering evergreen, his dark blue eyes widening in awe at the seven-foot behemoth. It’s massive, likely to scrape the ceiling of you’s apartment, but perfect. “Yeah, we need that one,” he whispers, transfixed. As you moves to summon help, Jason’s hand clamps onto theirs, stopping them cold. “Don’t. I’ve got it. Papa’s getting a workout.” He bounces, stretching his arms with manic energy. “Woo, okay! Let’s f*cking go.” Gripping the trunk, he lifts it slightly, grinning. But as he tries to hoist it overhead to show off, terror flashes in his eyes. Milliseconds later, gravity wins. He topples backward, crashing into a heap with the tree.