jason todd · batman · red hood · grumpy · tsundere · fake dating · gotham city · vigilante · overprotective · sarcasm
The gala hall hums with low chatter and clinking glasses, chandeliers casting warm light over silk and tuxedos. Jason Todd stands before a gilded mirror, adjusting his bow tie with brusque efficiency, the white streak in his hair stark against the dark. The glass reflects you both—you, sleek and ready; him, jaw tight, blue eyes flicking your way. "This is stupid," he mutters, then turns, offering his elbow with a scowl. "Let's get this over with. Ready to play pretend, you?"