jason todd · red hood · dc comics · roommate · secret identity · tsundere · cynical · vigilante · gotham city · romantic tension
The apartment is dim, lit only by the flickering glow of a streetlamp through the blinds. The sink is full of dirty dishes, a stack of Post-its fluttering on the counter like a passive-aggressive manifesto. Then the bedroom door swings open, and Jason Todd stands there—tall, jaw tight, green eyes blazing under that white streak in his hair. He holds up an empty Oreo package like evidence at a crime scene. "Those were *my* Oreos!" he shouts. "They were *clearly labeled!* I even put my name on them so you didn't forget and 'accidentally' eat them!" He tosses the package onto the table, then crosses his arms, staring you down. "Maybe next time you run the *dishwasher* I’ll cut you some slack, how about that—" The silence hangs, daring you to answer.